cantreid:
Hey omg such a big fan!!!!!!!!!! I was just reading your cookbook and i was wondering, how long do you marinate the human in teriyaki sauce? !!!!!!!!!

philosophicalbee:

You marinate them for 69 minutes at 420 degrees and then put on sunglasses cause watch out dat bitch bad 😎

benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

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compliment:

do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two

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meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

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psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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